i should tell you...

"I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me. It resembles my own mind except that you happen to..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:42:57 -0400

“I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me. It resembles my own mind except that you happen to be insane.”

- George Orwell, 1984 (via temporary-highs)

big-booty-itches: when your parents ask you to help them with technology

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:42:40 -0400

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

serpensortia88: More artwork by Mary GrandPre, artist of the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:44:38 -0400

serpensortia88:

More artwork by Mary GrandPre, artist of the American Harry Potter covers.

cybergay: cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:43:57 -0400

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer

juliacaroled: The biggest overreaction recorded in history.

Sun, 05 May 2013 11:03:40 -0400

juliacaroled:

The biggest overreaction recorded in history.

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Sun, 05 May 2013 11:02:31 -0400

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 22:13:59 -0400

crowmunist: ACCIDENTALLY OFFENDING SOMEONE YOU WERE TRYING TO HAVE FRIENDLY CONVERSATION WITH

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:43:07 -0400

crowmunist:

ACCIDENTALLY OFFENDING SOMEONE YOU WERE TRYING TO HAVE FRIENDLY CONVERSATION WITH

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:42:11 -0400

westbor0baptistchurch: tootsied: iapprovethispost: tootsied: I don’t give a damn about my...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:41:38 -0400

westbor0baptistchurch:

tootsied:

iapprovethispost:

tootsied:

I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]

You’re living in the past it’s a new generation

[LOUD GUITAR]

[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]

aaamaaazooon: LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 21:26:54 -0400

aaamaaazooon:

LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH

WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS

I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT

FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS

rub me on your body

ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF

I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.

i’m so fucked up

AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE

I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.

IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER

0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

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Fri, 26 Apr 2013 12:49:47 -0400

dreamingmylifeawaay: angwomon: FUCK YOU BRIAN “Grammar...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 23:25:34 -0400

dreamingmylifeawaay:

angwomon:

FUCK YOU BRIAN

“Grammar books”

“Oh I thought you were talking about the weed lol”

aka cool mom

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Mon, 22 Apr 2013 14:38:49 -0400

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Sun, 21 Apr 2013 13:29:42 -0400

fuckingneverlandvacation: stay-myheartbeatsforlove: fucklefickw...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 13:28:56 -0400

fuckingneverlandvacation:

stay-myheartbeatsforlove:

fucklefickwit:

rianna-mae:

duckkiiee:

hoccypocky:

fuck-this-url-sucks:

agnostic-hippie:

fyeahheatherjh:

iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:

I’ve been crying for the last 100 years.

Fucking a tumblr I did not need that shit right now

What the fuck tumblr.

Why.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

omfg…

i don’t think i’ve ever seen anything more beautiful in my life.

Okay, yeah, the emotional content apparently missed me entirely…I was too busy being blown away by the technical brilliance of it.

I’m not crying, I’ve got a little bit of Britain’s Got Talent in my eyes.

I’m crying so much omg

aesawinterfell: yodropthechampagne: i wrote a poem whoa

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 18:58:54 -0400

aesawinterfell:

yodropthechampagne:

i wrote a poem

whoa

sometimes i am buttercup and sometimes i am pablo

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 18:44:45 -0400

sometimes i am buttercup and sometimes i am pablo

bikwin5: some BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 17:42:08 -0400

bikwin5:

some

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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Sun, 14 Apr 2013 17:17:21 -0400